Cryptid

YANNA's humanist crypto-startup desperately needs funding - so desperately, in fact, that she's willing to pitch to a venture capital fund full of pseudo-spiritual finance guys. In the lobby before the pitch, she meets THEO, a much more successful colleague who advises her to pretend to be a spiritually inspired genius. Yanna doesn't really take him seriously, but at least tries on a black turtleneck to complete the "Silicon Valley" look. But when her pitch goes surprisingly well, she discovers that there's more to this spirituality than expected.